It seems like in the last week, I haven't caught my kiddos saying too many funny and/or profound things, but I did get two, so that's good, I suppose.
While dressed up in a cashier vest and playing with a cash register.
Ms. Kayla: M, what are you playing?
M: I'm working.
Ms. Kayla: Oh, I see, you must be working very hard.
M: Isn't it just disgusting that we have to work every single day?
Ms. Kayla: Yes it is, M, yes it is.
After watching a child repeatedly trip and fall down throughout the morning.
Ms. Kayla: A, what is going on today?
Ms. Kayla: Why do you keep falling down?
A: *Big sigh* I don't know! My feet just won't work today!