Things Kids Say Tuesday

Alright, Alright, I know what you (maybe) are thinking. You already have a special post for Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Do you really need a special topic for each Tuesday.

The short answer: No, I don't need it.

The long answer: No, I don't, but this is my blog and I can do what I want. (Haha)

Anyway, I love talking about child sponsorship, but there is whole other side of my life that I would love to share with you. I am preschool teacher and I absolutely love it. Some of the things that come out of the mouths of the kids in my class just crack me up. So, anytime I hear something hilarious/profound/interesting that is said by a child, I'm going to record it and then share it with you. Hopefully these bring as much joy to you as they do to me.

A: I'm Batman!
H: I want to be Batman too!
A: But Batman's a boy! You're a girl!
H: Oh.
A: You can be Batgirl!
H: Can I be Batman Girl?
A: (Big sigh) I guess....


Ms. Kayla: Tomorrow is the 4th of July, who knows what that means?
D: Fireworks!
Ms. Kayla: You're right! Why do we have fireworks on this day?
Kids: (Blank Stare)
Ms. Kayla: It's America's birthday! It's like we're having a big birthday party.
H: Who's America? Is she here? Can we sing to her?
D: Can we eat cake?


M: Ms. Kayla! E took my toy!
E: No I didn't!
Ms. Kayla: M, I don't think E took your toy. It's sitting on the floor right next to you.
M: Oh, well, he was thinking about it. He almost took my toy!
Ms. Kayla: I'm sorry, I'm not going to make E sit out for almost taking your toy. Let me know if he actually takes it.
M: Okay!


Ms. Kayla: I'm getting hungry. What should I make for dinner tonight?
E: Mac and cheese, string cheese, and broccoli with cheese on it.
Ms. Kayla: Wow! That's a lot of cheese!
E: I like cheese


Oh, that's all for today. The little joys of my job. When the kids are being cute and not trying to hurt each other.